The chair I fixed four times
Three of those fixes were wrong and one of them was wrong in a way that took a year to show up. What I should have done on the first evening, written down so I stop doing it.
Things We Keep
Writes Things We Keep
Carpenter, twenty-two years of it. I write the Things We Keep entries, which are about fixing and making and about the fact that most broken things are only broken in one place. Anna edits them, which is why they have full stops. I write when something in this house has gone wrong and I have an opinion about why, so there are fewer of mine and they arrive irregularly.
Writes about: furniture repair, hand tools, household appliances, domestic heating, sharpening. Not an expert in any of it — see what this site is.
Three of those fixes were wrong and one of them was wrong in a way that took a year to show up. What I should have done on the first evening, written down so I stop doing it.
Things We Keep
People ask me what to buy and expect a list of twenty. It’s three, plus a torch, and the money is better spent on one decent version of each than on a set of forty in a plastic case.
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It wouldn’t drain, it was eleven years old, and we’d already looked at new ones. Then I took the filter out. There was a 2p, a hair clip and something I have chosen not to identify.
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Cold at the top, hot at the bottom. Anna had put a jumper on and mentioned it twice and I had said I’d look at it, twice, over about five weeks. It took four minutes and a fifty-pence key.
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Anna had been cutting tomatoes with a knife that could not cut a tomato, and had adapted by pressing harder, which is how people cut themselves. Ten minutes on a stone and it is a different knife.
Things We Keep